Why Do Men Have Nipples? No Answers Here!

Gdday all!

I had an exam last Saturday, and i think it went ok. Much better than ok actually, but ye, will see. 2 more papers up nxt week and still yet to start on those two. Haih, wish me luck on gettin started!

Neways, this post was inspired by a weird random thot i had wen i was havin a ciggie break from studies for that Saturday paper. Like always, went out fer a ciggie break topless, and as i was admiring mi 'awesome' physique, mi dark nipples caught mi attention and that mi friends, instigated a coupla questions. Really! Why in the beegeez do i have a pair of nipples? Why the fck do men have nipples? Wtf for?

I could understand why women have them. Obviously, fer us horny blokes to suck on! Owh, and there is babies. BUT WHY THE FCK DO WE MEN HAVE NIPPLES???!!

Clearly this random thot was interferin with my last minute of crampin formulas into mi head. So i did wat any dude in that position would do, i fondld them fer abit (I had to do sumthin!) - just to see if anything happend. Nah, nuthin. Hence i concluded that it had to be some sorta prank played upon us men, by our Creatzors. I left it at that.

Today, after 15 episodes of Simpsons(relevant?), i recalled that thot and did a lil googlin'.. and owhhh, fellas, u'd be, heck, I AM, surprised to know, that it wasnt only i, who have ponderd on that. Here's an excerpt from a site;

"Why do men have nipples? - Great thinkers, from Aristotle to Darwin, have pondered this question."

Are u ponderin still? Scratch yur head no mo! Go google - Why Do Men Have Nipples?


Nipplified,

tt.

Tagg'd

venuga tags;

Real name: Thevandran Thiyagan
Nickname: killaTev
Married: Yes
Zodiac sign: Taurus
Male or female: Male
High school: Bukit Bintang Boys School. Yes u heard me right, fckin all-Boys school.
College: Inti Subang.
Short hair or long hair: Ah, u will haf to be the judge of that! an afro in the making, dreads, sometime in the near future
Are you a health freak?: I smoke, i drink. nuff said?
Height: Average
Do you have a crush on someone?: The girl with the cute boobies in UniHall Room 243.
Do you like yourself?: at times.
Piercings: nil
Right or Lefty: Right

FIRST

First Surgery: wen i was really young.
First Piercing(s): -
First Best Friend: is now gay.
First Award: an academic one wen i was 7. That was the once.
First Sport you joined: Socca!
First Pet: Rajah, a pretty Golden Mynah
First Vacation: nil
First Concert: nil
First Crush: that hot newscaster on TV3, yr 1990

CURRENTLY

Eating: Lotsa Shin Ramyun ramen
Drinking: Apple juice, Grants scotch whisky
I'm about to: play Dota

YOUR FUTURE

Wants kids: NO! They are menaces
Wants to get married: Already am.
Careers in mind: It really shud be engineering, but, ye.

WHICH ONE IS BETTER

Lips or Eyes:
Hugs or Kisses:
Shorter or Taller:
Romantic or Spontaneous:
Nice Stomach or Nice Arms:
Trouble Maker or Hesitant:

HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a Stranger: Owh Yes!
Drank Bubbles: ????
Lost Glasses or Contacts:
Run Away from Home: Ahah, twice. half a day on 1st attempt and a whole 3 days on the 2nd.
Liked Someone Younger: Yes, y not?
Liked Someone Older: Yes, y not?
Broken Someone's Heart: Yes, y not?
Been Arrested: Yes, y not?
Cried When Someone Died: Yes, y not?
Liked a Friend: Yes, y not?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself: I shud.
Miracles: Ye. I'm one.
Love at First Sight: Yes, but only if she has an awesome pair of tits.
Heaven: No
Sex on the First Date: HELL YES!!!!
Angels: No

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

Is there one person you want to be with right now: yes

Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at the same time:
Do you believe in God: Yea

Ah i'm done! Fer a while there, this whole questionnaire seemed never ending.


tt.

Procrastinatzor

Am i prepard? Hah, you tell me!

YES fellas, finals is drawin near, assigmnents and prac reports are due in abit and i'm not doin anything to make it all go away yet. I should start, say, maybe tonight. But, thats exactly wat i said yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that. Damnit, my procrastination habits are beginnin to scare the shyt outta me. Below is just tad of my to-do's;

Told miself i'd quit smokin, and i've had at least 5 'last boxes' ever since. Almost got thru today w/out smokin, but ye, rolled up one just a min ago.

My Medibank Private(student health cover) expired August last year. I've told miself to get it renewd one too many times already. Still, its tuckd in my wallet bearin that same expiry date, 07 Aug 2007.

As for my prac reports and assignments, they've snowballd so massively and i am sumhow convinced that it'll all magically disappear. Just like that, poof, begone now.

Ah, dun get me started on my revisions fer finals.


My darling, Karupayee has to be fixd. Her hard disk crashed like 2 months ago. Wait, I think its the hard disk, cannot be too sure. Well, Vicky will haf to fix it once he comes bck from Malaysia.
OOh and dat reminds me, a quik shoutout to the bitch, haf a safe flight, and fckin have an awesome time dwn there. Gimme a ring every now n then, and also, fill me in on wats up with Thines.





The fckin list never ends. I oughtta get my blu arse back on track and that is what i shall do. Wish me luck!



" Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. "


tt.