Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Why Do Men Have Nipples? No Answers Here!

Gdday all!

I had an exam last Saturday, and i think it went ok. Much better than ok actually, but ye, will see. 2 more papers up nxt week and still yet to start on those two. Haih, wish me luck on gettin started!

Neways, this post was inspired by a weird random thot i had wen i was havin a ciggie break from studies for that Saturday paper. Like always, went out fer a ciggie break topless, and as i was admiring mi 'awesome' physique, mi dark nipples caught mi attention and that mi friends, instigated a coupla questions. Really! Why in the beegeez do i have a pair of nipples? Why the fck do men have nipples? Wtf for?

I could understand why women have them. Obviously, fer us horny blokes to suck on! Owh, and there is babies. BUT WHY THE FCK DO WE MEN HAVE NIPPLES???!!

Clearly this random thot was interferin with my last minute of crampin formulas into mi head. So i did wat any dude in that position would do, i fondld them fer abit (I had to do sumthin!) - just to see if anything happend. Nah, nuthin. Hence i concluded that it had to be some sorta prank played upon us men, by our Creatzors. I left it at that.

Today, after 15 episodes of Simpsons(relevant?), i recalled that thot and did a lil googlin'.. and owhhh, fellas, u'd be, heck, I AM, surprised to know, that it wasnt only i, who have ponderd on that. Here's an excerpt from a site;

"Why do men have nipples? - Great thinkers, from Aristotle to Darwin, have pondered this question."


Are u ponderin still? Scratch yur head no mo! Go google - Why Do Men Have Nipples?


Nipplified,

tt.

3 comments:

KStan said...

Remove the chalk from your brain. You might figure out why we have nipples. Hahahaha...

PS: You need to watch a particular episode of simpsons to understand it

Anonymous said...

reALLY??

thevan thiyagan

Subash Chandrabose said...

hey,, why lah.. maybe cuz male designed to be mother one day?