Allow me, first and foremost, to announce that i have my lappie recoverd. Yattaaa! And a quik thanks to my bro fer the Win CD that made it possible.

That aside, here, i'd like to share this somewhat amusing vid.

Let me warn u tho, u might feel inclined to kill yurself if u choose to watch this vid. Over and over again. Even mo so wen this self proclaimed 'famous' celeb does a Michael Jackson's 'My Girl'.

Note: U've been fairly warnd. Hit play if u insist on watchin.



Yes, i sat thru the video. Squintin my eyes, grittin my teeth in disbelief thru the whole 3 minutes and i can only ask,

HOW LA?! HOW THE FCK LA?


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HO-HO-HO!

Wishin all a very Merry Christmas! Haf a blast y'all

Earlier today when i was at the convenient store browsin fer stuffs to stock up mi fridge, sumthin rather 'queer' caught my eye. Twas an ice cream, wrapped in biscuit crumbs. To be much mo precise, it's a toffee and vanilla ice-cream dipped in chocolate and wrapped in honeycomb biscuits, on a wooden stick.

U'd ask, ish, wats so queer abt that?
I'd say, not so much fer what its made up of but very much fer what its called!



Now, where else in the fckin world wud u find sumthin like this! And get this, when it comes to ice-creams here in Australia, the Golden Gaytime are like the best sellin ones!

If that doesnt tickle yur funny bone, at the bottom of the multipack(if u hadnt already noticed), it reads, 4 delicious chances to have a Gay Time!

Imagine all the cheap laffs u cud have with this thing!
Macha, lets go have a Golden Gaytime! And FCKIN 4 chances at that!
or
Macha, i had an Golden Gaytime las night and twas AWESOME!

Ah, hilariousnesss!!!


tt.

She will be his King and he shall be her Queen.



And as fer the Jester, allow him to wallow in self pity. Just fer the night.


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Be warnd, this vid isnt for the faint hearted.



Some of yous prolly think its a cruel thing but really, spare a while to think about it. This thing grows. Imagine it growin any mo bigga, crawlin up on you while u're unsuspectingly asleep. What if it bites? What if it spews out lethal juices right at yur face? Wudnt wanna wait till anything like dat happens now, wud we!

So we, actually Ken, the retired God Of War took matters into his own hand or rather, his 'Blades Of Athena', resultin in the death of the quite possibly deadly monster. It was indeed sheer brutality!


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