Nasi Lemak Oh Nasi Lemak, Di Mana Ngkau

I had an awesome dream last night.



Nope, makin sweet love to Paz Vega wasnt it, instead, i was havin an all-u-can-eat, nasi lemak spree, gobbling up one pack after another.



Seriously. I have to have one. The good ol' malaysian nasi lemak, topped with sambal(chilli paste?), sprinkles of ikan bilis(fried anchovies) and kacang(fried peanuts), complemented with telur mata kerbau(sunnyside up fried egg) and ayam goreng(fried chicken-the greasier the better). I'd sell my soul anytime now for a serving!

U'd ask, No nasi lemaks there?
I'd say,

Yes, they do have nasi lemak here in this shythole, but it doesnt taste as good, not even close, not by long shot, plus, it costs AUD16++ which shud equal to an approx RM45. For a plate!

DIGEST THAT !!



(in this pic is ken, and his facial expression shud translate just enuff)

The roti canai however is much more decent, a poor substitute to the ones back home, but it will work as long as u dont mind the AUD15 price tag.

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A Hungry Man Is An Angry Man

I'm fckin hungry. And, I made a fckin mistake no hungry man should. I fckin ventured into a foodies blog. Shud've fckin stopped there, but no, fckin no, these itchified fckin hands had to go fckin clickin away leadin to many, many other fckin sites with so many, many pics of food, pics of fckin good malaysian food!
I can almost fckin taste them, but damnit, almost is not fckin good enuff now, issit?! Sighs. I'd die for a plate of good m'sian food on mi table everyday. Wtf, see, did i make any fckin sense there? I'm fckin losin it man. I'm losin my fckin marbles.





Oh, just fckin look at them. Fckin mouthwaterin innit? Like fckin literally. Kinda fckin excites the saliva glands doesn't it?

Fck. Fck. Fck.
For fck sake la wey, i'm goin home to fckin bread, spread with fckin peanut butter n jelly. How fckin awesomely shytty is that? Sighs.

Please do excuse the profanity. I am fckin hungry. That is all there is to it.


*To those out there missin malaysian food, havin no access to proper good malaysian food, i apologize for havin these pics up.

*To you, whose b'day's comin up, wishin you an advanced b'day wish, haf a good one.

*J, nxt time i see u, u r fixin me a plate of nasi lemak!


Fck Counter: 28



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Nasi Lemak - An Alcohol Induced Entry

Tip~ Never consume alcohol when you are feelin all blu. It does sumthin to you. It forces 'dust to get in the eyes', instead go chocolates, or nasi lemak!

I was havin my usual Grants Family Reserve while packin up my stuffs and i realised i had alot of loose papers, consistin of notes, reminders, bills, receipts bank statements and stuff. Ye, so i ransacked the entire bunch to make sure i wanst ditchin anythin important and i came across something totally unexpected. Sumthin i thot i already got rid of. I was wrong, and already being half intoxicated, alochol worked its 'magic'. I cudnt do anything much after that. Just sat down on the pile of clothes on mi bed and layaned the jiwangness. I cud've used some companionship, but none were avail, LOL, and ye, you guessed it, the next best thing to a companion, is alcohol. Or so i thot.

The more alcohol i downd, the more blu i got, so i decided to put the session to an halt, fer the time being. Rolled one up, lit it up smoked it up, and still no gettin rid of the bluness, so here i am ramblin thru the write as a last resort. I must say, bloggin is definitely therapeutic. I'm feelin much better already. Thots of nasi lemak replace the sorrow, the white lemak'd rice, bright red sambal, the liquidy yolk of a mata kerbau, funny how they call mata kerbau the sunny side up, innit? the kacangs and a chicken breast goreng fer that exta oomph!

*LOL, watch me digress :)

This pic is ripped off a previous post.(clik to read)
OOh nasi lemak, tak lama lagi until i fckin fck u up! Just u wait! Man, i fckin love nasi lemak! I miself failed to recognize how much i was into nasi lemak when i was back home. Took it fer granted you can say.

A typical Thevan order; "Anne! nasi lemak onne, nasi kasi tambah, sambal taruh lebih sikit, telur kasi mata kerbau" takes a sip of the pre-ordered teh tarik, and continues, "anne, ayam goreng oso la, gimme nice nice fat fat one k!". Damn.. stomach growlin dy.
The best thing about malasysia mi friends, is the food, and the language. Both oso can kasi rojak baik-baik punya!

The politics however, is in dire need of a reformation. Hope things go well down there, for a better Malaysia.
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Gossip Girl - TV

Gossip Girl. Ye!, its as gay as it sounds, but hey, if you are stuck in a shythole, lol, i guess anything goes eh. Seriously.

This show is spposedly inspired by a book. Or shud i say a series of books? Like wtf la weyy, this is like those books, forgot what its called, i think VSU or Summervale-dale or sumshyt like dat(the ones an 'assuntarian' 15yr ol school girl in the mid 90's will spot as an accessory - no offense to those who did) makin it big in the TV industry. LOL. I'm zippin my gap hereof. Sensing a nasty feedback fr a fren on this. Seriously, i meant no offence!

It has a lil of The OC, Tree Hill thing goin on. Ye, seriously, how does one sit thru OC ?! Okie, okie, *takes a hard sip of whisky, Grant stylez* wat made this show a tad more appealin to me, were, the lil hints of Californication(A highly recommended watch), as well as the cast, the female ones BABES in precise. Definitely lotsa 'HottieAlert' moment.

Allow me to sum it up in a nutshell; Gossip Girl. is very much cliched with the one too many tv shows on tv,(along the lines of OC that is) i'd reckon you cud afford to pass. Really, if u gonna be askin me if its a recommended watch? I'd say, Hell NOo! unless of course, if you haf absolutely ran out of options! On a sec thot, maybe dun take my word fer it, try watchin an episode, or two, see if u might like it.

*downloaded Chuck(tv show) till ep8. will be watchin it in abit, after my brekky maybe. LOL sighs, I MISS the brekky NASI LEMAK, the ol skool ones that comes with less than a quarter telur rebus and wrapped in banana leave and brown paper! Sighs, lol, how i remember, i'd never fail to go "iyoo makcikk, tambah lagi la makcik!".


fckdp fri mood

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Nasi Lemak Oh Nasi Lemak, Di Mana Ngkau

AARrrGGggggGGHHhhgghhhHh !!!
I shud not be layan-ing this shyt now, i know .. i know.. but i can't help it, there's these tinkers workin deep inside mi head, 2 of them to be xact, makin a mess out of it! I see them! Shoo-Shoo. Go away now, leave me alone.

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Never had telur mata kerbau for brekky, twas penkek's with maple sirap (typo was intended) instead. Sigh.. i'd give anything for a plate of good ol' m'sian nasi lemak with telur mata kerbau, and kasi nasi tambah mind u.

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awaitin Flight JQ 65

aah, finally got my flight tickets yesterday. man, am i glad i finally got that transaction made... but the weird thing was, the whole ordeal was not as enticing as i thot it'd be. i'm kinda confused. shud i be really goin home wen i could spend a few months stayin over to earn sum good cash here? or.. shud i just go home to expect sumthing remotely possible off a certain sumone? sigh.. no matter how much i try n bluff miself, the truth is, i am goin home with the hopes to re-kindle a lost forgotten feeling. in denial can u say?
i really shudnt be hopin fer that, cos there's a rather high possibilty of it lookin back at me straight in the eye and givin me a real hard slap of the harsh reality. sigh..watever will be, will be. errgh...arrrghh..eerrghh..geram la. fck tis shyt ..heed yur friends advice theva, for they haf been in the same crap as u, one too many times already...learn from their mistakes, or rather, experiences theva ...learn.
sigh.. gettin back to the the idea of goin home for the summer hols, man i cannot wait to get home and fckin gluttonize on all the fabulous msian food. 1st on the list would be a coupla dishes of dad's home cooking, and once i'm done with that, u better watchout nasi lemak! i've got all eyes on u... i'm gonna fckin compliment u with telur fckin mata kerbau, n den kasi nasi fckin tambah plus ayam fckin goreng and fckin banjir it with sambal. iyoo...hungry dy la. Ah Kian ...Chun Fei...wen can i come yur house makan busak again ??? :)

its a killing wait, 93 days to be precise. thats anotha 14 sundays, 14 mondays, an average of 14 days of days of the week... its 0nly 14 wat..not really that long rite? rite? sumone, convincingly assure me that its not gonna be a long wait. :
sigh..
ooh look at the time now, its time fer william grant's family reserve session, and HEY, in a coupla minutes, one sunday down, 13 more left....

Midnight Oil. Click here to read tis awesome piece.Excerpt :

"I just stay up late
And procrastinate
Outpaced by the pace of my uncertain fate
I won’t take much longer but I’ll be worth the wait
‘Cause I’m burnin’ the Midnight Oil"



off i go now,
wankalicioustev