First Kiss - An Experiment Gone Awry

To do's/know's; before u continue reading;

1. READ BEFORE CONTINUIN' <---- CLICK N READ 2. I am NOT gay. 3. I am NOT bi. 4. I am NOT the slightest inclined to the same sex. Sexually. 5. NO, NOT in D E N I A L, NOT gay! 6. This post is up here cos i still think wat happened was way cool! Disgusting, but cool! 7. And FUNNY! or disgust *dependin on the angles u approach with. 8. I am NOT homophobic. Really. Read 1.

Okie, *sighs* Continue only if u've acknowledged all 8's above.

So here it is, the tale of mi first kiss. Twas a nice evenin, put aside the fact we were all stressed out fer xams, oh, come to think about it, maybe the nights occurrence were a lil influenced by the stress. LOL. Ye, so it happend in the Inti Subang concourse and the video below is actually a take-2 with a very, VERY sick twist.

We were takin a break from studies, talkin bout random stuffs n sumhow ventured into the topic of 1st kiss, and, how it's be sad if one were to suddenly pass on without having xperienced a 1st kiss. LOL, and, ye, mi bigmouth let slip that i have not xperiencd a 1st kiss and, that, silenced the crowd fer abit. When silence passed, the talk continued, centerd upon me.

I was obviously uneasy and feelin very much uncomfortable at this point and one thing led to another, and i dont remember how but Jay sumhow insinuated they do me a favor by lettin me xperince the thrills of 1st kiss. Like WTF la weyy, a man-man kiss, or shall i say a 'gay kiss'!. Fck! totally not how i've imagined to be de-virginised of my 1st kiss! But the crowd were too overwhelmed with the idea to actually deny me of it, plus, Khoo, being as crazy as he always has been, cudnt wait to get a piece of me all fer the sake of gettin blanja'd a meal @ Asia Cafe.

It took em a while to get me agreein to this, but like i said, the crowd were not in mi favor, and i eventually agreed, ONLY IF there were no tongue involved. It happend. There, right there i lost mi first kiss to a crazy fck and just wen i thot the nightmare ended, they decided twas not enuff it ended like dat. Jay and the rest wants it documented. For fck sake, so there, TAKE-2(the video).

Since the 1st was just a mere peck, i easily agreed to the second, but Khoo got hi on adrenaline, with the crowd cheerin on n wat not, decides to take it to the ultimate and stick his tongue into mi mouth.

FCKKK ewww. Ye. Tottaly eww. Blek'd.

Much later that night, i recapped on the events that occurred earlier. And I justified to myself that what happened was perhaps not too bad after all, twas an experiment, eh? Ye, sure was!

Many may think that what I did was unacceptable, but I don't! I'm not in the least ashamed of what happened (obviously). On the contrary, I'm actually proud that I had the guts to actualize something, well, as CRAZY as this.
I'm gonna use this as the perfect opportunity to thank The BC's, Jay and the rest of the posse for the best of times i've had over in Subang! LOL. And the DotA times were AWESOMENESSSSS too.


So here u go the VIDEO; Be warnd that this video is not fer the faint-hearted. Those with sensitive gag reflexes, get yur gag-bag ready!

There. Go ahead and be disgusted!

yess, there's a reason why the dimensions were reduced :)



*1st kiss count - 7


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